Come back sport

Only one more day and Venus in Virgo was 

going to be in an exact square to Uranus in Gemini. 

 If opposites didn't attract now, then

these two planets would surely make it happen.

Venus in Virgo was touching base with the

 feminine energies. 

All the needs, wants, and desires, were being stirred. 

Was the masculine Mercury paying attention?

Was he listening? 

Or was he holding the hand of a shadow 

and running wildly amuck dragging the poor 

feminine energies with them? 

This is where big Daddy Uranus came in and was ready

to snap a twig or two,

perhaps cause a bit of chaos here and there. 

However, 

you can bet your tiny little hinny that

it will all be in the name of love. 

She, of course,

 was lucky enough to run into her tiny little 

chaos

only a few minutes ago. 

It all began 

when she wanted to go to the store to get some food. 

She really didn't know what she wanted to eat, 

she just knew she had to eat cuz it was lunch time. 

As she got in the store, she looked at each isle...

She waited for her tummy to pick something. 

As she walked down the tuna isle, 

her eyes glanced at the prices...

To her surprise, all the prices had gone up, like way up!

One can of tuna was $3.29!!!

WTF! She thought..

F* that!

She moved on down the isle and came upon some chili in a can.

2 for $5 the sign read. 

So she grabbed one and then asked herself, 

"what could I put in this to make it better?"

And that's where she saw the microwavable Mac-n-Cheese.

$1.49 for one... Yikes, but 'whatever', she thought.  

At the register, 

that there, 

was when it happened... 

The first sign of trouble. 

The chili rang up for $3.99.

She called over the cashier and explained the sign, 

to which the cashier told her to go take a picture for proof. 

She proudly went back and snapped a picture, 

and upon returning, the cashier said, "okay, I'll give it 

to you for that price." 

However,

 the cashier rang her up for two cans. 

So now her price was $5.00 instead of $3.99,

which really should have been only $2.50. 

The cashier said, "oh, you have to buy 2 to get the price." 

Which actually was not the case at all because she had been 

shopping at the store for a while now and always 

just bought one and it always worked.

The reason this chili wasn't ringing up right though 

was because the sign was actually outdated.

So that made it the store's fault for false advertising. 

However, she digressed. 

"Never mind," she said in great disappointment. 

"I'll go get something else."

But her body didn't want something else. 

It had picked the chili mac, gosh darn it!

But of course her masculine Mercury mind wasn't 

listening. 

Instead as she walked away, 

her mind decided to run the old system of

 a downward spiral...

All of a sudden she her herself say, 

"Great! Now I've lost my appetite altogether."

And so she went to the cheapest thing she knew, 

yogurt.

And bought herself only that. 

While sitting outside on the bench,

 she took the first bite, 

and she could have swore it tasted like gravel. 

Then with her second bite, tears came running down 

her cheeks. 

There she sat, outside the grocery store

crying into her yogurt.

People walked by and just wondered...

What did her yogurt do to make her cry. 

She was totally guilty though. 

She ripped off her body once again. 

She tricked herself into believing that she didn't need 

a battle just to eat. 

But little did she realize, she was still battling herself.

She may not be battling them, 

but she was still fighting against her feminine wishes 

and desires. 

And that is why she sat here at the computer, hungry

and malnourished, 

all because she wanted to be the fairest.